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My Brain is a Scary Place

Yesterday, I had this interesting conversation with an older gentleman:

Me: “So, you’re really 94 years old? Wow! You honestly don’t look like a man in his 90’s!”

Gentleman: “Why thank you, young lady. I’ll give you the secret. Treat your body like a machine! I was a mechanic for 34 years, and I treat my body like I treated every car I worked on. Think of it this way. McDonalds and all that fast food crap, that’s all regular unleaded gas. Sure, it’ll do when you’re running on E, but if you put the premium in your tank, you’re gonna run better, smoother, and longer!”

At this point, I’m guessing I had been silent for a few awkward seconds.

Gentleman: “Are you alright, sweet pea?”

Me: “Oh, yeah. Fine. I was just thinking about how fat my next car is gonna be…”

The things I think of, people.

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